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Joke of the Day

"I heard they're making a revival of a show once Donald Trump is elected I'm going to love watching the new Orange is the New Black."

"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"

"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"

"Why do black people always die first in scary movies? Because they never run from nothin but the police"

"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"

"I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said... ""Well that's a load off your back"""

"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."

"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."

"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"