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Joke of the Day

"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."

"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."

"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."

"Who's the idiot who named the song 'The Sound of Silence' and not"

"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"I had a date last night. Such an underrated fruit."

"My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it"