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Joke of the Day

"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."

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"2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke"