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Joke of the Day
"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"
Next Joke
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"
"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."
"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."
"Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!"
"Today, I made the little things count by teaching math to midgets....."
"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"
"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."
"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."
"We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser"