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Joke of the Day

"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up"

"I think my grandmother has been spying on me in my bedroom. She told me I have a lot of spunk!"

"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."

"What's your best pedophile pick up line?"

"My son, you were thrown out of school today for letting a girl jerk you off. Son, that's three schools this year... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"

"Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. ""If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo"":p"

"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."