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Joke of the Day

"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."

"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"

"Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother."

"I was watching a movie with my son the other day. He got scared and asked me, ""Daddy, is that woman really gonna die?"" I said, ""Judging by the size of that horse's cock, yes."""

"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."

"The best joke ever April fools"

"My girlfriend just replied to my text saying she is up for a threesome tonight! Now I am anxiously waiting for my wife to reply."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."

"What did the waitress say to the man who wouldn't stop staring at her while she refilled his glass? Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"