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Joke of the Day
"I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."
"If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority."
"What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"
"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
"Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent."
"Why do prison guards use Proactive? To prevent further breakouts."
"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"