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Joke of the Day
"I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet."
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"Women are natures version of the Rubiks cube."
"When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come. Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left."
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"
"Does the census keep track of adults who sleep in their work clothes and shower three times a week? I need friends"
"Is syphilis forever? Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?"
"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"
"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."
"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."