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Joke of the Day

"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"

"What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? He ejaculated from the cockpit."

"Best joke ever? my life"

"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."

"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."

"The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass."

"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a tv... ...And i thought to myself ""huh, that one looks a lot like mine."" Then I remembered mine was at home, shining my shoes."

"Fun Fact: Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act because he thought it would prevent the McCallisters from leaving Kevin home alone again."

"Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet"

"Do you suppose there was much disagreement over what to call the Honda Accord?"