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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."
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"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"
"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
"""I want my country back"" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country."
"What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman? A cross-threader"
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!"
"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."
"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"
"What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? He was melting"