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Joke of the Day
"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"
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"When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill."
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear the enzyme"
"Parent Tip: don't tell your child ""I'm waiting, I can wait all day if I have to"" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day."
"2001 called... They want their towers back"
"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."
"Racism exists among all races of the world white people are just better at it, like most things."
"How do you tell when somebodies a vegan? You don't, they will tell you."
"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."