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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to my ex and she got the wrong end of the stick. The end that had been sharpened to a fine point."

"One tub of crisco. One body pillow. One box of condoms. One cashier. One wink. One awkward moment."

"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."

"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."

"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"

"KNOCK KNOCK... POLICE.... POLICE WHO? Well I won't fall for that one again..."

"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"

"In my youth, there was no ""snapschapts"". If you liked a young lady, you'd draw a proper picture of your genitals and send it to her parents."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."

"""I'm not washing it, I'm just gonna shove it in a pony."" If you're a girl, that sentence is actually ok."