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Joke of the Day

"A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!"

"Girls are like blackjack... Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."

"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."

"Kick the can If you don't have a can, you can just play ""kick the can't""! Joke courtesy of my dad. Obviously."

"Epic camping trip last weekend!! It was in tents."

"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."

"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"

"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."

"Your mama so fat.. Her curve set everyone's grade to A+"