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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."

"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"I hate one-dimensional games. They're so linear."

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"

"You don't realize just how eco-friendly clowns are until you think about how much they carpool."

"KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits."

"[me holding a door] PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks. ME: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me."

"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."