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Joke of the Day

"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."

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"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."
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"How Long is a Chinese Mans name. Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell."
"I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital... But then I realized they'd probably just spend it on drugs."
"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"
"My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant."
"People wonder why I call my toilet ""the Jim"" instead of ""the John"" I do it so I can say ""I go to the Jim first thing every morning"""
"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."