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Joke of the Day
"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."
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"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."
"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"
"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."
"A blind man walks into a bar."
"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"
"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."
"A box from IKEA came to my door, sent from this tourist girl I've been on two dates with. I don't think she understood when I said I wanted a one-night stand"
"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."
"Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers."