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Joke of the Day
"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."
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"My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes he's a six-foot-six billposter."
"3-year-old: I can't run as fast as everybody else. Me: Why not? 3-year-old: I don't have enough feet."
"Our choices in U.S. presidential candidates. If nobody laughs, it would just be sad."
"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"
"What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrrrr Kelly"
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"I hate it when I'm digging my own grave at gunpoint and I discover buried treasure."
"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""