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Joke of the Day

"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"

"What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up? Old"

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

"For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss."

"It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you."

"Reminder: 2011 should be pronounced ""twenty eleven."" Prince did not sing about partying ""like it's one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine."""

"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."

"How do you keep a retard in suspense? ..."