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Joke of the Day
"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."
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"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."
"Man, you gotta hand it to Dick Cheney. Or else he'll torture you."
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."
"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher."
"I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves."
"Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."