223913

Joke of the Day

"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."

"You should never have sex with your family member. No matter how much they incest!"

"Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... ""Knock Knock""... Me: who's there? Her: Orange Me: Orange Who? Her: Orange glad I didn't say Police!"

"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"

"I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste."

"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."

"Damn! I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!"

"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""