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Joke of the Day
"Damn! I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!"
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"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."
"A guy calls 911 Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Guy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Guy: The ugly one is winning."
"""I like big butts and I can not lie"" - Some homeless guy sifting through an ashtray."
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."
"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"
"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"
"When Jesus makes tea. Hebrews."