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Joke of the Day
"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"
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"Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? Because it's logarythmic."
"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."
"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
"Ice lollies Are like regular drinks for really patient people."
"Two ninjas walk into a bar. They stole several glasses and a Vodka bottle, without the bartender noticing."
"SECURITY GUARD: ""Sir, I have to check all backpacks"" ME: ""ok"" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*"
"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."
"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""