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Joke of the Day

"You should never have sex with your family member. No matter how much they incest!"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."

"Oh, topical reference. You sure are about something."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? About halfway. ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out..."

"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."

"""My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"" ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"""

"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."

"What do French athletes wear? Jaques straps"

"What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common? They both Quackle!"