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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem? They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth..."

"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."

"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"

"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"

"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."

"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."

"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"

"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."