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Joke of the Day
"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."
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"""It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve."" -confused homophobe"
"Have you heard of the gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back."
"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"
"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."
"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"
"Sex therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, vaginal gel and lubricant. Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour minge drinking."
"The ironic thing about Americans making fun of Canada is Iowa."
"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"