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Joke of the Day
"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
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"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
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"Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady."
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"fooling around I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, ""Wait a minute..."""
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."
"When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them."
"pedophiles are the worst but a close runner-up would be the people who don't get excited when they win stuff on the radio"