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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."

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"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
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"My dad's addicted to christmas dinner But he's been cold turkey every meal since."
"What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!"
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