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"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face."
"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."
"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"
"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a much more peaceful place."
"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."
"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."
"Whenever someone says to me ""You look so familiar, where do I know you from?"" I say, ""Do you watch porn?"""
"I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!"
"What colour did Matthew McConaughey paint his house? All white, all white, all white..."