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Joke of the Day
"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."
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"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"
"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"BAGPIPE VS. ONION Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe."
"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."
"*helps wife get toddler in his high chair* wife: That's a new shirt, let's put a bib on you me [wearing a bib] This is ridiculous"
"Son - ""Mom, don't get scared but I'm calling you from the hospital..."" Mom - ""Son you've been a doctor for 4 years, and you still go on with that shit."""
"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""
"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"
"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."