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"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"

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"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."
"What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry."
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"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"
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