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Joke of the Day

"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."

"So, a catholic priest comes on a playground..."

"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"

"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."

"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"

"Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat."

"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."