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Joke of the Day

"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."

"How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:** Ferguson Police **Barista:** Huh? **Customer:** Black, two shots."

"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."

"Why the long face ? A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic."

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."

"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."

"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"

"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."

"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."

"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"