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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."
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"Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**"
"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies? Your grandma."
"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your nose between its legs?"
"I'm available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts."
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"What's the best Disney song to listen to while having a threesome? You've Got a Friend in Me"
"A Jewish Kid... Asks his dad to borrow $5 his dad replies with ""$4 dollars?! what do you need $3 dollars for?!"""
"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"