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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does."
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"As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore,A small black bird kept me from landing,Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""
"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"
"Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians"
"I had a job interview yesterday, I poured myself a glass of water and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%."""
"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"
"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"
"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""
"My son doesn't like spicy food. To prevent him from eating his boogers, I pour drops of Tobasco in his nostrils while he sleeps. #winning"
"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."