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Joke of the Day

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"

"""Mickey Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie cause she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""

"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped! :D"

"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack"

"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."

"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"