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Joke of the Day

"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""

"*uses handkerchief* Well now that this is used, it seems I won't be blowing my nose again til laundry day."

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"

"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."

"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."

"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"

"I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined. By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me."