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Joke of the Day
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"
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"cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: ""do you know y i pulled u over?"" Me: ""because Batman is catching all the criminals"""
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."
"What type of pants do you need to start a car? Cargo pants"
"My grandma's a thief You should see her snatch."
"One of the babies on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey ICU baby, shaking that ass."
"Welcome to my garden of actors And on your left, we have the Benedict Cucumber Patch"
"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."
"I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations. You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?"
"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."