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Joke of the Day

"One of the babies on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."

"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today... I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!"

"Cutting out gluten is a great way to lose weight and friends"

"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"

"Have you heard of the new band The Transmission Lines? I hear they have so much potential."

"Dr: you have pneumonia Hillary: what's pneumonia Me: *fighting off secret service* not much monia what's pneu with you"

"Appreciate the little things.. Hug a midget today."