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Joke of the Day

"One of the babies on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"

"I was trying to work out which of the Thai girls at a bar was actually a girl, and got it embarrassingly wrong... ...I felt such a dick."

"Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and Refugee? He was charged with Petty theft."

"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."

"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""

"Did you hear Kevin Trudeau is working on a new book? It's called Prison Yard Secrets ""They"" Don't Want You to Know About."

"What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals? A VeterinArian."

"When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist."