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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to my garden of actors And on your left, we have the Benedict Cucumber Patch"
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"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+esh"
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""
"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"
"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."
"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."
"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"
"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."
"*sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*"