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Joke of the Day
"What type of pants do you need to start a car? Cargo pants"
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"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."
"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was a fun-gui!"
"What do you call a black man that summons the dead? A Nergomancer"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it."
"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""