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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop."

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."

"Micheal J. Fox made a Twitch account. He doesn't play games, he just sits there."

"The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing."

"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."

"How to calm a crying baby: 1. Pick it up. 2. Ok, so when it turns like 5 you can put it back down. Good luck."

"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."

"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"

"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""