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Joke of the Day
"What's the Addams Family's favorite cocktail? Mortinis"
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"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
"Starting a hammock company for kids called Kidnaps and maybe I need to rethink some things."
"I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
"Cookies from Best to Worst: 1. Chocolate chip 2. Girl Scout 3. Oreos ... ... 727. Browser 728. Tossed 729. Raisin"
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""