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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
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"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I don't ever have to worry about getting sex... Because I'm married, so I already know I won't. Takes all the guesswork right out of it."
"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
"I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel... I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens."
"2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. They had a Tutankhamen."
"What do you call the security guys at Samsung The guardians of the galaxy"
"What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein."
"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."