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Joke of the Day
"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."
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"Getting friends with benefits is easy If you hang around the welfare centre long enough you're sure to meet a few nice people."
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."
"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"What did the burger say to the other burger? ""Aw man, it's my big moment, I'm getting served to someone! I hope I don't *ham* it up!"" The other burger looks at him. ""Holy shit, a talking burger."""
"A girl walks to his boyfriend and says.... I have some good news and some bad news, and I'm gonna tell you both at the same time. Amongst all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"
"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"
"What do you call a group of racist mathematicians? The K^3"