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Joke of the Day

"I saw a chameleon today... ...guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. *I submitted this joke a few years ago, I'm reposting myself (which was originally also a repost)*"

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"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"
"To single moms... To single moms, I feel like the saying ""easy come easy go"" has an entirely different meaning."
"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass"
"Pedophile almost wins marathon... He just came in a little behind."
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"