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Joke of the Day

"Pedophile almost wins marathon... He just came in a little behind."

"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? A: White Vans."

"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."

"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."

"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"

"I'm not racist. I just have a problem with people's tone."

"Um, doctor? This degree on your wall is from Whatsamatta U. I don't think that's a... Doctor: *looking at x-rays* MY GOD! YOU HAVE NO SKIN!"