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Joke of the Day

"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to [/r/AntiJokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/)."

"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"

"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."

"If your ringtone is my alarm sound, you can go straight to hell"

"Heard of the cannibal who had a shit taste in people? You could say he was surrounded by assholes."

"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. What a sad state of affairs."

"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."