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Joke of the Day

"Anonymous gets Alzheimer's They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not...."

"2 goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says ""YOU MAN THE GUNS, I'LL DRIVE!"" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (I'm not deleting this)"

"A Nazi scientist walks into Burger King He asks for a Whopper, and the guy at the counter replies: ""Don't you mean a *Heisenburger*?"""

"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."

"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"

"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."