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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."

"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."

"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"

"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket You could say you are Independent."

"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"

"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"

"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."