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Joke of the Day

"Ten: Number of fingers children have. Twenty-six: Number of fingers children have when you try to put gloves on them."

"My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant."

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"How many letters can you wear on your feet? 10 E's"

"Feeling cold? Just stand in the corner of your house, since it's usually 90 degrees"

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"

"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."

"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."

"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"