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Joke of the Day

"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."

"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."

"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."

"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"

"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Impossible. Feminists can't change anything."

"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""

"Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well"