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Joke of the Day

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"Beef Jokes What's a cow no legs? Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs? Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs? Sarah Palin"

"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."

"Why don't single women fart? Because they only get assholes once they're married."

"I would tell you about my penis... But its a long story"

"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."