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Joke of the Day

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field."

"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"

"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."

"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."

"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"