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Joke of the Day

"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"

"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."

"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. Now she's a pearl diver in the Philippines & can afford her own damn dessert."

"911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody."

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."

"Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress."

"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."