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Joke of the Day

"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"

"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."

"Just had a 10 minute argument about the importance wearing pants in public with a 5yo She won, today I wear pants when I take her to school"

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"*pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave."

"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."

"I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade."

"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""